NSFW ASKS
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
fuuxk:

Aw I miss this :(:(

K so I dont know if anyone has gone back and watched the first Land Before Time recently but holy fuck that movie was not meant for children. I mean it was but it totally wasnt.
The Sharptooths are scary as fuck, and the movie makes you come face to face with the possibility of your parents being murdered protecting you. Then Littlefoot nearly starves to death wandering around on his own with no adults to give a shit about him. Meanwhile he gets into violent heated arguments with Sarah that lead to physical altercations on a regular basis and is expected to deal with the stress of leading 3 other lost kids too.
The part where Sarah thinks everyone is a goop monster is scary as fuck. Like shit your pants even at 20 scary as fuck. The world is in a post-apocalyptic state. At one point you think that Petri dies. And once again, SHARPTOOTHS ARE SCARY AS ALL FUCKING SHIT.
The movie has its heartwarming moments but holy fuck is it dark

fuuxk:

Aw I miss this :(:(

K so I dont know if anyone has gone back and watched the first Land Before Time recently but holy fuck that movie was not meant for children. I mean it was but it totally wasnt.

The Sharptooths are scary as fuck, and the movie makes you come face to face with the possibility of your parents being murdered protecting you. Then Littlefoot nearly starves to death wandering around on his own with no adults to give a shit about him. Meanwhile he gets into violent heated arguments with Sarah that lead to physical altercations on a regular basis and is expected to deal with the stress of leading 3 other lost kids too.

The part where Sarah thinks everyone is a goop monster is scary as fuck. Like shit your pants even at 20 scary as fuck. The world is in a post-apocalyptic state. At one point you think that Petri dies. And once again, SHARPTOOTHS ARE SCARY AS ALL FUCKING SHIT.

The movie has its heartwarming moments but holy fuck is it dark

I wish I could traverse the galaxy like Nova does. The ability to fly anywhere at top speed. Not even the heat of a sun or crashing into rubble, or the harsh environment of other worlds can stop him from just going where he wants to go. He doesnt need to hardly ever eat or sleep or drink. He can meet alien species and communicate with them, protect people, and has a computer that basically has a map of the entire damn universe in his helmet.

I wanna see what this universe has to offer

gethigh-andlaughatnothing:

gallifreyan-wings:

BEST.REACTION.GIF.EVER

love how the ‘U’ in fuck you is a tooth. <3

gethigh-andlaughatnothing:

gallifreyan-wings:

BEST.REACTION.GIF.EVER

love how the ‘U’ in fuck you is a tooth. <3

marvelentertainment:

MARVEL PANEL OF THE DAY
From: West Coast Avengers (1985) #15 
Mockingbird: 1. Hawkeye: 0.
(Source: marvel.com)

marvelentertainment:

MARVEL PANEL OF THE DAY

From: West Coast Avengers (1985) #15

Mockingbird: 1. Hawkeye: 0.

(Source: marvel.com)

I have work in 2 hours. Its only a 4 hour shift so its nbd, except Ive been up since 4 so it kind of is.

So much to do and so little time. As usual I keep trying to rush through things to get them all done as fast as I can. Run away from the stress I guess. Or run straight through it and hope it goes away.

These last two months have been a nightmare. It follows me around when Im awake. It leaves briefly when I close my eyes, then comes back in full force when I drift asleep. 

I just want it to be done with so I can rest. But sadly I dont think itll be going away any time soon

whitelightningreplies:

balderrask:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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NOPE

NOT RISKING IT

this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)